Reply by a westernized girl

I know you must be expecting some sort of reply

I am writing it for you before you begin to cry (lol)

Don’t think you are the only guy struggling to win over me

I receive many proposals, almost uncountable, for me.

Doesn’t seem shocking if Katrina is waiting to get fixed with you

To reveal the truth--SRK, Aamir, Imraan are waiting for me in a queue.

Yeah, I appreciate the fact that I am too good for them

But no worries, I’ll manage even if I get to select any one of them

Oh! Seems I am boasting about myself more

In a reply I should also praise about your score

So here we go, I’ll let the rain pour…………………….

You said, if I take time you’ll run away with a “katrina”,

Means that you will also ditch that poor darling Reena.

I know that you are a typical “K*tta Kami*a”.

Your tongue comes out & you start wagging your tail as soon as you see a “Sunder Haseena”.

Can’t deny that you are a hunk with brains

as you never lose any opportunity to offer umbrella to a girl when it rains.

Sorry .Damn it. For you, good words are not coming out of my throat

But then, I think, I should fulfill the last wish of the scapegoat.

Already mentioned so many times the quality I like in you

Is the romantic, flirty & seductive way of talking you pursue.

Your looks are--- superb & features---- great!

Multitalented, rightly named, and skills at top most level of state.

You may write poems, or dance or sing

I know that you just want one thing.

To blow you out of your wits

Well, I can say, “ We can work over it.”

Signing off …….hopefully Your’s…… SUGAR