“MY EXPERIMENTS WITH LOVE” (reflecting the youth of today)

Hi, I’m……….. (You can call me Casanova). Just experimenting, I wrote a poem and sent it to two girls, my so called “Good Friends”. Here below is the original text of the poem and the replies that I got………..

You, my second love…….

It happened when we were in class 11^th

My first major affair though happened in 7^th.

In the first case it was love at first sight

This time over I wished we could “make love” at first site.

Hey, I don’t mean it. Now don’t pick up a fight.

One day her (first one’s) dad got transferred,

And she left us all with questions unanswered.

I somehow passed the next two years of gloom and doom

Then came you, wearing “Britney’s Midnight Fantasy” as your perfume.

Thus I decided to turn over a new leaf

So here I am trying to butter the new loaf……..

You are the perfect specimen of beauty with brain

I am a bit ugly sample ---stupid, crazy and insane.

But don’t worry, don’t bother

You must have read opposites attract each other.

Your hair, I love its each strand

Whether you set them loose, or tie them with a band.

Your eyes are deep like a river or a sea.

So it’s not your fault when you find everything fishy in me.

Rosy lips, chubby cheeks, dimpled chin

And everything else better than “MURDER” movie’s heroine

The last line I am not very sure about.

So, only if you want, you can help me clear my doubt.

Don’t jump out of your seat.

If not the warmth, I can sense the “heat”.

For the time being, I have ended my quest.

If you say yes, I hope there won’t be any next.

You are afraid because it is too early to commit for life.

It’s truly acceptable, even I can’t commit that I’ll make you my wife.

This relationship of good friends is fine.

Just add to it-- an occasional movie and WINE.

You know it’s difficult for me to deny when “Katrina” asks for my hand

My dilemma, I hope you’ll understand.

So tie me up, before I fly.

Anjali and Teena are also waiting for my reply.